A little Klinton humor
I heard this today, figured it still might be new to some of you:
One night Bill Klinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. Klinton saw him and asked, "George,
what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George.
The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help
the country?", Klinton asked. "Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom. Klinton didn't sleep well the next night
and saw another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Linclon's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the
country?" Klinton asked. "Go to the theater."
Brad (from the 4 Wheeling center of the universe, 4 corners USA)