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RedBird Clean-Up Weekend...

Sunburned, Bug Bit, Scratches and Muddy like you wouldn't believe....
Broke a Dana 30 Front axle, so we're out for Sunday.

Got my two bags of trash,
Also a bent up CJ windshield frame,
A PLASTIC rocker guard/"rock slider",
One large tire,
One unidentifiable chunk of metal (about 2'x2' and MANGLED)
And a TON of beer cans/bottles (to be fair, most of those were OURS!)

Didn't pick up the dirty baby diapers,
Even I have limits to what I will handle! Nasty Fers!

Anyway, tearing down a Dana 30 tomorow I can't get the owner to swap out for a D-44...
(Dipstick simply Will NOT swap, keeps dumping money into this D-30!)

My jeep managed to spring a leak in the fuel tank, and I just don't feel like getting the trailer and everything out for the dedicated off roader, so I'm going to check to see how bad the D-30 damage is, then I'm going to the gun range tomorow...
(And nursing the 8,000 bug bites that got in past the NON-DEET bug spray the little woman bought because she said it "Smelled Better" than the 100% DEET we normally use!)

If any bone head tries to talk you into that citrus based bug repellant, just mix it with Tequila and make a margarita out of it!
Better to be drunk when the bugs carry you off than be sticky, getting covered with dirt AND STILL getting carried off by the deer flies/buffalo nats/twin engine mosquitoes/ect.!!!!

GREAT DAY (other than the bugs in MY Jeep!),
Perfect weather, great people, good time had by all!
Many beers were murdered at the parking lot (like usual) and there was a MOUNTAIN of trash picked up!

I knew there was a lot of trash that got dumped over the winter, but I had NO IDEA there was THAT MUCH out there!
They are going to be a week trying to carry off what showed up on Friday and Saturday!...
Not to mention the crews that will be there tomorow!!
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Mud is Fun,
Hills are Scary,
Punch the gas,
You friggin' fairy!

Fifteen-hundred for tires,
Another grand for Wheels,
It sure looks good,
But not much for thirlls,

Brakes are overrated,
First Aid Kits passé,
Now we're up-side-down,
I could use a cage today!!!

Smell oil burning,
Drive shafts broke,
These parts are expensive,
Cheaper to snort coke!

The sun is setting,
We're still stuck,
Spending the night,
In Mosquitoes & muck!

Beer is gone,
Down to the last smoke,
The Jeep sinks deeper,
And the winch is BROKE...

Tried to get a tow,
But had no luck,
Some guy is laughing,
Watch me choke this FK!

I tell myself,
"This is the LAST TIME",
But the next thing you know,
I've spent my last dime...

I'm a CJ owner,
And one thing is clear,
I'm a Jeep driver,
Not a Hummer Queer!*


From the mentally ill and criminally drunk bunch!

Feel free to modify, add to, leave out or ignore and and all parts, as it pertains to your particular situation....

(*If I've offended any 'Hummer Queers',
Well, You all know me,
SO!
Just get the over it!)

Last edited by TeamRush; 06-07-2009 at 02:02 AM.
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