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Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Director of Psychiatric Services became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news." "The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness." "The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom, right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied: "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to drip dry . . How soon can I go home?"
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LOL!!!! That's FUNNY! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Good one... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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They'll try to hang Jim's death on Edna. No good deed goes unpunished!

Once a Greyhound bus broke down with a flat in front of a State Mental Hospital. The driver got out and started to change the tire. Soon a Hospital Patient came to the fence to watch the work. As the passengers filed out they too joined the patient watching the driver change the tire.

Just as the lug nuts were about to be tightened the driver found the he'd lost all the lug nuts. Soon all the passengers and the driver were searching for them. They all came up empty handed.

The Driver exclaimed: "What am I going to do now?" He turned to the Passengers and they all were upset and had not a clue how to fix the bus.

The Driver kicked a clod of grass and looked at the Patient. The Patient said: "I know how to fix that bus."

The driver said: "OK wise guy, how?"

The patient said: "Take one lug nut off each of the other wheels and put them on the other wheel."

As the driver mulled this over, one Passenger said: "Wow, that's BRILLIANT! How come you can come up with an idea like that and still be in a mental hospital?"

The Patient said: "I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid." [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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