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post #21 of (permalink) Old 09-16-2005, 10:13 AM
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It's still illegal to sell pussy, even if it's dead.

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Now that's what you call a "smelly proposition!" [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thud.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/chair.gif[/img][img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Great! I could just see Thor coughing up hairballs......
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Do you have to use Uniroyal "Tiger Paws" too?
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Do you have to use Uniroyal "Tiger Paws" too?

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Of course, how do you think, I always end up right side up, during a roll over? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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This thread is too damn funny. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/goodpost.gif[/img]
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daaaaammmmnnnn! what a bunch of twisted minds.... no wonder I like it here[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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daaaaammmmnnnn! what a bunch of twisted minds.... no wonder I like it here [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Got THAT right Brent... 'We' fit right in, eh? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/headspin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/neener.gif[/img]
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I am REALLY disappointed in you people.

I mean really - 2 pages worth of posts on this dead cat thing...

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.... and not one Chineese Restaurant joke.


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I am REALLY disappointed in you people.

I mean really - 2 pages worth of posts on this dead cat thing...

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.... and not one Chineese Restaurant joke.


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You mean that Harry Chapin song "The Cat's in the ladle" [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] or some type of "Bio diesel" concoction?

Let's not start with any Dr. Seuss OK? "THe Fat's in the cat" or something like that.
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You mean that Harry Chapin song "The Cat's in the ladle" [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] or some type of "Bio diesel" concoction?

Let's not start with any Dr. Seuss OK? "THe Fat's in the cat" or something like that.

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Ah yes. the Cat in the kettle.


For your viewing displeasure.


Cat in the Kettle at the Peking Moon


For the Shockwave challenged, here are the lyrics.

DId you ever think when you eat chinese
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork
He's purrin' here on my fork

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon
They can feed you cat and you'll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough boys
They fry it real crisp in dough.

Chow Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was diallin' up his buddy at the old pet store
I said "Not today, I lost my appetite"
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight.

I was suckin on a roll-aid and a tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew boy
And that is when I knew

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eating there at noon
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purrin there on my fork
There's a hairball on my fork

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Just for the record. I do like cats.
But funny is funny.
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