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post #1 of (permalink) Old 08-24-2005, 01:21 PM Thread Starter
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O/T Fish Story

A Southern Indiana redneck was stopped by a game warden in East
Indiana recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a
river well known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to
catch those fish?"
"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my
pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and
let 'em swim'round for a while. Then I whistle and they
jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of bull! Fish can't do that!"

The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and
then said,

"It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The redneck poured the fish into the river and stood and
waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and
said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the redneck.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH!"

"What fish?"

We in Indiana may not be as smart as some, but we ain't
as dumb as most..
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Re: O/T Fish Story

Thats a good one Tom

While were on the topic of fish check out this fish video
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hehehe....i wonder if that would work :-p
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He He that reminds me of;

Visiting in Arkansas, I was sitting in a cafe in Greenwood listening to all the guys talking about how bad the fishing was around with the recent drought.
One of the old boys said that was a bunch of bunk, he could catch a truck load on the river any day of the week.

Several others started laughing saying not possible.
The old guy said he would bet $10.00 on it.
Well the game and fish guy sitting in the back said OK Ledbetter I'll take that bet.

Well this old guy said come on out to my truck and take a look.
There not being anything else to do in this little town dam near the whole cafe got up and went out side.
There in the back of his truck was 9 ice chests filled with fish.
Among all the exclamations the warden asked how he did that.

The old guy said lets run down to the river and I'll show you.
The warden and this old guy jumped in his truck and took off, several of us followed along.
When we got to the river this old guy and the warden where in a boat out on the river and the warden asked him how he was going to catch the fish.
Ledbetter opened the seat picked out a stick of dynamite and lit it then threw it in the water, (the look on the wardens face was priceless) it blew up and fish floated up every where.

You could hear the warden shout that he could not fish like that cause it was illegal, all the while Ledbetter was getting out another stick, lit it and handed it to the warden. The warden look scared to death, Ledbetter just looked at him and smiled,, then said "you gonna hold that till it blows up, or are you going to fish?" [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/headspin.gif[/img]
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Jim,1st time I heard that joke was about 15 years ago by Jerry Clower...i still laugh every time I hear it!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/headspin.gif[/img]
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Yep he is one of my favorite counrty jokesters.

Well I guess you heard about the Yat chets,(spl as pronounced)!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: O/T Fish Story

Here's one of my favorites:

A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband
liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the
husband came back from fishing after getting up real early that
morning and took a nap.

While he slept, the wife decided to take the boat out. She was
not familiar with the lake, so she rowed out and anchored the
boat, and started reading her book.

Along comes the Game Warden in his boat, pulls up alongside
the woman's boat and asks her what she's doing? She says,
"Reading my book."

The Game Warden tells her she is in a restricted fishing area
and she explains that she's not fishing. To which he replied,
"But you have all this equipment. I will have to take you in and
write you up!"

Angry that the warden was being so unreasonable, the lady
told the warden, "If you do that, I will charge you with rape."

The warden, shocked by her statement, replied, "But I didn't
even touch you."

To which the lady replied, "Yes; but you have all the
equipment!"
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