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post #1 of (permalink) Old 08-27-2004, 10:20 AM Thread Starter
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O/T Rejected Children\'s book concepts

Lifted from a local board. I love it, but maybe it just fits my sense of humor.

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2 The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident but Your Sister Wasn't
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
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Re: O/T Rejected Children\'s book concepts

Dang! The author(s) of those books have been following me around for who knows how many years collecting material... and I've never noticed! [img]images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] (Edit: Well... not ALL of 'em; like #3 for instance [img]images/graemlins/puke.gif[/img]. But, in re: #7, my sister's name IS Kathy.... [img]images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img])

Don't I have some sort of intellectual property rights to my life's stories? Oh, err... maybe you need to be an 'intellectual' to have 'dem kind of rights. [img]images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] That'd definitely leave me out. [img]images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Thank God! [img]images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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ROTFLMAO [img]images/graemlins/burnout.gif[/img]
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The little sissy who snitched is great, I've read it 4 times.


LOL, great list!
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