Re: caught an a$$clown lastnight........
Yes Yes Yes - true. Too bad it was out here in the desert - it'd be even more funny in the city where everyone would be laughing at them and easier to find. A helicopter spotted these guys with their search light. They must have been blue by then.
Along those same lines -- a girlfriend years ago had a travel agency - one afternoon 3 or 4 guys came in to rob them (yes travel agencies often have lots of cash.) In the process of robbing them, they had the employees strip totally. Then the crooks threw their clothes on the roof out front. Reasoning was the employees wouldn't go running out in the street to yell for help - phones were all ripped out. Three girls, one was my girlfriend at the time, one young guy.
Right after the crooks left, my girlfriend ran out of the building (he he - a strip mall of course) and started yelling. Cops came - crowd gathered etc. My girlfriend wasn't embarrassed about runing around naked - she was a nudist anyway. She, not the cops, got a ladder and climbed up on the roof to get their clothes. Even though she got the clothes she didn't get dressed for awhile - till the cops insisted. The newspaper had an article about it - complete with a picture of her on the roof - black spots included.
Funny, she said she was impressed with the young guy - she had no idea! He quit the next day out of embarrassment.
I laughed like crazy when she told me about it.
Yup, true story too.
I think that's a good way to disable them without hurting them. I really doubt they can sue you for that. The way courts are if you hurt a robber or thief - even insult him, he goes free, you go to jail.