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Re: O/T Headlines from 2035
Hummer just announced its new Model for '35 : The H23 - some of the main features are on-demand 4wd during a rainstorm when you are attempting a speed bump in a mall parking lot, shopping cart avoidance systems, videophone and vending machine on-board, it has the option of the larger 4cyl tofu turbo. This model also has a incorporated the new trail difficulty warning light, pioneered by Dimler-Chrysler in the 2031 Jeep NJ (No J). The trail difficulty dash light will let the driver know if there is a obsticle ahead that is beyond the capabilities of the vehicle or the driver. The new H23 is less confusing than the Jeep counterpart, it flashes its warning when it encounters any unpaved surface. Reports of the Warning light flashing when pebbles or a plastic bag are in the road are false, though Hummer warns to be extra careful when in those situations are they are not covered by warranty and may couse damage to the vehicle.