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post #1 of (permalink) Old 01-14-2004, 08:45 PM Thread Starter
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O/T Ya gotta love a blonde!

A blonde came in the garage and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. The mechanic looked at her and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.."

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

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Re: O/T Ya gotta love a blonde!

Since the wife is a blonde, i had to let her read it. We both got a good laugh out of that one.

I think this one needs to be printed out and hung on the wall, in the shop, at work.
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Larry, now we're both gonna be in trouble once I show this to the wife. [img]images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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LOL, that is a good one! My wife got a kick out of it too, She's a natural blonde so I always have to share the blonde jokes [img]images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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I'm impressed that she knew where the engine was...or that there was an engine!

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I am with ExtinctJeep. I am impressed that she even knew there was something missing under the hood.
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Re: O/T Ya gotta love a blonde!

LOL, the girlfriend liked that one. We were in the Jeep with the top off one time and she had her hands straight up in the air and looked at me with a straight face and said "dang, its really windy out there" and we drove down the highway at 70 MPH. I laughed my butt of, but ya gotta love them blondes.

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LMBO I gotta show this to the wife today. She'll "love" it! [img]images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Ya gotta love 'em. A couple years ago I told my blonde girlfriend to bring her friend for a warm summer evening topless trail ride through the hills.

Yup - you guessed it.
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Ok, LEVE, you are not going to believe this, but I heard the joke a couple years ago and a few days after hearing it, I was working on the CJ...
I was replacing the stock fan spacer on the 258 with a larger one to accomodate my after market fan. Anyway...CLEARLY stamped on the front of the centering nub on the stock 258 fan spacer is "710". I about fell over laughing and I still have the part sitting on my desk at work. I brought it in to show the co-worker that shared the joke with me. I'll try to post a picture of the part tonight. [img]images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Edit...Ok here's a picture with my camera phone...not the greatest quality...
[img]images/graemlins/40BEER.gif[/img]
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