Way Outta Control
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: The Palouse
Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts
Re: OT - I\'m Young
Hummm.......... let me think about this a minute....
[*] I can drive slowly and people won't call me grandpa
1. Being a Granpa is GREAT... don't knock it till you try it![*]I can date 18 year old girls and not be looked at funny
2. Me too, but my wife'd kill me! [*]I can get into all the local night-time establishments
3. Me too, but hey, I've never been to one.. and don't care to go![*]Although I get carded, its a sign that I'm still lookin young
4. Carded? What's that? I'm revered for my wisdom... not my looks, I was still ugly when I was younger![*]I can grow a pony tail, or dye my hair, or shave it all off, and nobody would really look twice
5. Me too... see the last part of #5.[*]I can climb inside a garbage can and roll down a hill (although I wouldn't) and my friends would cheer me on instead of dialing 911
6. Me too, except my friends are smarter than yours... they'd talk me outta it, rather than visit me in the hospital or jail.
7. Here's a case of: Too Soon Old, Too Late Smart. [img]images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]