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OT... Humor.....The wounded duck

Last week, Joe wounded a duck while hunting in Kansas. the duck glided over to a farmer's yard and by the time Joe got there, the farmer had already picked it up. " Thats my duck," yelled Joe "I shot it." "Well son", said the farmer, "here in Kansas we settle arguments a bit differently. we take turns hitting each other and the first one to quit, loses. Are you man enough to settle this the Kansas way? " "You bet I am", said Joe "Go ahead, Take your best shot." The farmer put the duck down, then hauled off and kicked Joe between the legs as hard as he could. After rolling around on the ground in pain for several minutes, Joe got up and said to the farmer, "Ok, now it's my turn." The farmer replied, "You can have the duck." [img]images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
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Ya sure that hunter wern't an <font color="red"> "Iowaegian?" </font color>
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Funny [img]images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Re: OT... Humor.....The wounded duck

I have to agree with Leve on this one. Us Iowagian are smart enough to figure that stunt out! [img]images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Just ask CJDve right. Kansasonians, well.......that may be a stretch on the intellect! [img]images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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He didn't say the hunter was from Kansas! [img]images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Who knows.. The hunter may be from _____ (you fill in the blank) (Nebraska, Oklahoma, New York)
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Re: OT... Humor.....The wounded duck

Well I know that it wasn't one of my in-laws, they blow them fowl out of the air with MASSSIVE goose guns. They never wound a duck, just blow it up! [img]images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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Re: OT... Humor.....The wounded duck

QOL ... These duck jokes just quack me up.
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How did I know I would find you on this thread Raduckal? [img]images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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