Three Jeepers were sitting around a camp fire at a Jamboree talking.

The first one (Fred) looks over at the other two and says
"Bob whats the worst pain you ever felt?"

Bob replies "Well I was winching the jeep on old number 9 and the winch cable broke and hit me right in the shin and cut me to the bone!"

The other two reply "Damn I bet that hurt" [img]images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Bob asks Ted "Ted what the worst pain you ever felt?"

Ted replies " Well I was stuck in a rut one time and I got my jack out was jacking the jeep up and the darn thing rolled back and the jeep kicked the jack out and the bumper came down right on top of my right knee!!"

The other two winched and replied "Oh man that had to hurt" [img]images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

Ted replies "Fred now that you started this what is the worst pain you ever felt?"

Fred replies " Hmmm! The SECOND worst pain I ever felt was when we at a Jamboree in Kentucky and I had to take a dump terrible bad... so I pulled over went back off the trail about a hundred feet with a roll of paper. Dropped my drawers bent down and SSNAP! I got jim and the twins caught in a #2 steel trap!"

The other two winched and said "Damn that was the SECOND worst pain you ever felt? What was the worst?" [img]images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

Fred replied " WHEN I RUN OUTTA CHAIN!!!" [img]images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

Thats good. Send more.

I will as soon as I think of them. Thanks though

thats not funny, its painful!

these type jokes arent so funny after youve actually had testicular pain...hehe

ok so they are still funny.......