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post #1 of (permalink) Old 12-27-2001, 03:19 PM
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The funniest thing I\'ve seen--The Dialectizer

There's a website that translates any page on the web into a variety of dialects including jive, redneck, moron, Elmer Fudd and others. It's absolutely fricking hilarious. Heres an example, I just picked a post from this page, plugged in the url, and here it is translated into "jive":

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Subject yet anoda' epic 258 road trip
Posted by brendan (endusiast)
Posted on 12/27/01 08:23 AM
From IP 12.149.230.172


De continuin' saga uh de high rpm, 'estended 258 journey. Slap mah fro! ah' plum gots back fum anoda' trip t'wisconsin. 'S coo', bro. 2600~ miles and 1 case uh 10-40w later, returned crib t'de sultry coast uh Maine. ah' wuz not hangin' de continuous 3000-3200 rpm as ah' I wuz on de last trips, due t'violashuns uh Mass.'s unconstitushunal transpo't laws, but ran 2500-3000rpm de entire way. Slap mah fro! Dis be still de old GW engine wid quesshunable compression, and vicious lifter/rocka' noise.

Duzn't be afraid t'cross de hp/to'que overlap barrier! Right on! Brendan

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The funniest part is the page looks identical, except EVERYTHING, including those banners at the top are translated.
I could spend hours on this.
The url is: http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=jive





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post #2 of (permalink) Old 12-27-2001, 03:30 PM
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Re: The funniest thing I\'ve seen--The Dialectizer

That is pretty good. I put posts from here into it as well, certainetly changes the effect of the thread.

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Re: The funniest thing I\'ve seen--The Dialectizer

Or, here's one for those that like to smoke illegal green leafy substances, etc.
http://www.potatoland.org/shredder/
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Brad, It gots'ta be too cold t'crank some wrench. Lop some boogie... ya''ve gots way too much time on youse hands....

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Re: The funniest thing I\'ve seen--The Dialectizer

Ever wonder what "It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand." frase sounds like in other languages? Here it is.

Redneck: It's a Jeep thin', yo''dn't unnerstan'.

Jive: It's some Jeep doodad, ya' wouldn't dig it.

Cockney: It's a Jeep fin', yer wouldn't understand.

Elmer Fudd: It's a Jeep thing, you wouwdn't undewstand.

Swedish Chef: It's a Jeep theeng, yuoo vuooldn't understund. Bork bork bork!

Moron: It's a Dgeep digg, you wuddn't undehstand.

Pig Latin: It'syay ayay Eepjay ingthay, youay ouldn'tway understandyay.

Hacker: tisa jeep thing, ypou woulddnt unfderstand!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey! how'd you get the first draft of my post?

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