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post #1 of (permalink) Old 10-07-2000, 08:36 AM
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Real mechanics

Real mechanics don't wash the grease off there hands before eating that sandwich at lunch. But of course they also spread the mayo with the puddy knife, gasket scraper, or large screwdriver that was used a few days prior to scrape the dog doo off his boots.

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post #2 of (permalink) Old 10-07-2000, 08:57 AM
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Re: Real mechanics

.....and they can do all this with a dip in......right??

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Re: Real mechanics

Following questions need to be asked:

1.If a real mechanic is out of mayo, what will be used instead on that sandwich?
2.If a real mechanic is out of bread, will he use an old head gasket and just fold it to the right size (for the proper sandwich look)
3.Does a real mechanic dry his hair with a GMC 6-71 blower or just stands infront of the exhaust from some big diesel engine.
4.Does a real mechanic find ATF fluid kind of sissy, because itīs so thin ?


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post #4 of (permalink) Old 10-09-2000, 09:26 AM
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Re: Real mechanics

And he'll go into your kitchen, grab a couple of paper towels, stick 'em down his pants, wipe his @$$ and show it to everybody. Then you'll always wonder just what is that stuff under his fingernails.[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/crazy.gif[/img]

I would never make anything like that up.
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