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post #1 of (permalink) Old 08-23-2000, 08:19 PM Thread Starter
 
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Ford fan \"Herculines\" his Hootus

This thread from an Ford Explorer BBS has been making the rounds. It's pretty damn entertaining, but don't bother going beyond the first 3 or 4 pages, there's some funny stuff beyond that, but mostly just the same old jokes...

http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/...5&pagenumber=1

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post #2 of (permalink) Old 08-23-2000, 09:09 PM
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Thanks for the laugh Shaggy. I needed that. Obviously this guy wasn't to bright to begin with, afterall he does own an Exploder.

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I agree Dan, Ford buyers, are well, not the smartest people in the world. I know they asked this on that board a million times, but how does it really get all the way down there? [img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/blush.gif[/img]

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From what I understand from reading the later posts, nature called and he failed to wash his hands before handling his, er, apparatus[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/blush.gif[/img].

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Here is a little cheap insurance to make sure it doesn't happen to you. Get some of those latex gloves that surgeons wear. They are pretty cheap and come in boxes of 100 or 200. I got them for gutting deer because deer can carry Hepatitus. I wear them almost everytime I am wrenching with a good chance of getting crud all over my hands or under my fingernails. When nature calls, you can just pull them off and go. They are also good when painting and you don't want paint on your hands for a few days.

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What I'm tring to figure out............what's worse............being that stupid...........or tell people about doing something that stupid?????

[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/cool.gif[/img] <font color=black> It's<font color=orange> not<font color=black> what<font color=orange> you<font color=black> BUY<font color=black>.....<font color=orange> It's<font color=black> what<font color=orange> you<font color=black> BUILD!
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Actually I don't know which is more embarrassing this phord guy doing that![img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

Or Shaggy admitting on the Chevy board, that he was on a Explorer board?[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/blush.gif[/img]
What's up with that![img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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Scooby I'll get you some scooby snacks (not Daphne) if you can solve that mystery! Maybe a closet Fjord owner? [img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

<font color=red>SOMETHING SCARY</font color=red>: Did anyone notice while perusing the HOOTUS thing on the Ford board, that in the "signature" the Explorer owners put things like this:

1998 Ford Explorer
Ford Specialty Pansy-ass <font color=green>Green</font color=green>
Black Windo tint
Exploding Firestone Tires (Not really listed, but very funny!)[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/cool.gif[/img]



I <font color=red>REALLY</font color=red> believe myself when I say things like "I'm not going to anything else to the Jimmy." [img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/cool.gif[/img]
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NOOOOOOOO! The closest I've ever come to owning a Ford is riding in my brother's Crown Vic (he got a real good deal on it, it's Scott McNealy's (CEO of Sun Microsystems) old executive car with the police package and everything). Actually the link was posted in the Toy forum here on ORC. Scooby, shame on you! How dare you slander my good name like that![img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif[/img][img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif[/img]. I feel dirty just beinmg accused of owning a Phord, I think I need to take a shower now...

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What a loser!!!!! I wonder how or if he ever got it off

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