i decided i'd try to write my wife a poem this year for valentine's day. would it go over well with her or should i try harder? here's what i have so far...
love is when i tend to stare
at pretty girls and you don't care
love is when you know i'm a jerk
but you stay by my side and consider it a perk
love is when you can take a joke
and not get all mad and throw me your coke
love is when i ask you my dear
to go to the fridge and fetch me a beer
love is when i like to hear you laugh
even tho there's a chance you might pass some gas
love is when i sit and eat
your famous macaroni and salty burnt meat
love is when you really understand
instead of giving me the back of her hand
Marriage is like a skin graft, it may or may not take.