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post #1 of (permalink) Old 11-25-2002, 01:37 PM
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Albert comes home, plops down in front of the TV and says to his wife, "Quick, grab me a beer before it starts!" She rolls her eyes and brings him a beer.

Five minutes later he sawy, "Get me another beer. It's going to start any minute now."

His wife is furious. "Is that all you're going to do tonight? sit in front of the television drinking beer? You have to be the world's laziest, most-"

He interupts her with a heavy sigh. "Well," he says. "It's started."

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yep...i remember that one, great one it is too [img]images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]


now here's one for ya...you guys are gonna love it!

little johny...remembers he left his toys in the bathroom, so he walks in to get them and his grandma was just gettin out of the shower...he looks at her...confused...points at her pu**y..."grandma, what is that??" and she sais "oh johny...that's my beaver" and he's like oh...ok, by grandma..

next day johny is like damn...forgot my toys again, walks into the bathroom just as his mom is getting out of the shower...looks at her confused..."mom, what is that??" mom sais..."well johny, that's mommy's beaver" little johny sais "oh! ok...but mom, i walked in on grandma yesterday and seen her beaver too...but it must have been dead mom...it's tongue was hangin out!"


LMAO!
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it's over..............
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c'mawn kyron, your WEEAAAKK, give us some jokes...or if u can't make us laugh at that, just give us a picture of yourself, surely we could all get our days laugh over that [img]images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Dude it's "Hecka Weak" lol
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I have no idea what "hecka week" is, but I will assume we can attribute your "fun as a handful of sand in the KY Jelly tube" attitude to it. [img]images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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great one josh....kinda nasty..but good, c'mon kyron give us another pic of your hair, that stuff is great [img]images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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