Got my new M-Class yesterday...
Well, fellas... My new M-class that I ordered from Robb Report Showcase just arrived yesterday. It features a 200 inch frame stretch to accomodate my office and wet bar. Now most limos can't go where mine can -- off road. I asked my driver to take it off road and show me what it can do; He promptly turned into a lot behind a warehouse. "Nothing but big trucks back here, jeeves;" I said, as I toasted him with my martini.
As we were leaving, my idiot chauffeur forgot about the wheelbase length and ran us up onto the landscaping by the frontage road at 150mph. Since I could not locate a winch to match the gold trim package, I did not have one mounted. I called one of those trucks with a small crane on the back on my cell phone..."Tow-Trucks" I think they call 'em nowadays.
Fellas, I don't care what ya'll say, this is the tallest car on the market!