Re: Sold The K20
I HAVE GOTTEN RJ'A SECRET CHAT LOG FILES! DIE LAUGHING!
Rezzy Joe: my armpits stink
jpsndtek: uh, theres this new stuff out
Rezzy Joe: willypookums............ *tee hee*
jpsndtek: i think it's call deoderant?
Rezzy Joe: yeah i ran out a while back
Rezzy Joe: been using pam
Rezzy Joe: dont work the same
Rezzy Joe: makes me smell like a fried ham steak
jpsndtek: hahahhahahhahahaaa
jpsndtek: i like rustoleum
jpsndtek: or wd40
Rezzy Joe: hahahaha
Rezzy Joe: i painted my arm green once
Rezzy Joe: for the pure d hell of it
Rezzy Joe: like in art
Rezzy Joe: i get abiut og paint onmy hand
Rezzy Joe: a ****its ruined
Rezzy Joe: better paint it all green now
jpsndtek: i'm watchin indianna jones!
jpsndtek: temple of doom
Rezzy Joe: what channel ?
Rezzy Joe: TBS ?
jpsndtek: amc
Rezzy Joe: jhahaha
jpsndtek: its at the part where the guy gets lowered into flaming pit of lava!
Rezzy Joe: sculpt a big one
jpsndtek: hhahahahahah
Rezzy Joe: whats teh dude chant ?
Rezzy Joe: someone was saying it in schol and making me laugh yesterday
Rezzy Joe: Alahmata Hama
Rezzy Joe: semthign liketrhat
jpsndtek: honumshuma
jpsndtek: honumshuma
jpsndtek: thats what it sounds like anywho
Rezzy Joe: Hamam Shi Mah ?
Rezzy Joe: really fast
Rezzy Joe: Hamamshmah
jpsndtek: hamamammishma
jpsndtek direct connection is closed.
Rezzy Joe: hahahaha
jpsndtek: ABOOGABOOGABOOGA!
Rezzy Joe: whamamshimaillygottahummerfrommexidildohamamshima
jpsndtek: hahhahahhahhha
Rezzy Joe: ever drive by toco johns and think
Rezzy Joe: maybe taco john and mexi dildo should get hooked up ?
jpsndtek: uh, toco johns?
jpsndtek: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
jpsndtek: you know what
Rezzy Joe: eeaht ?
Rezzy Joe: w3hatc ?
Rezzy Joe: watht ?
jpsndtek: they say laughing adds 10 years to yoru life
Rezzy Joe: what ?
jpsndtek: i'll live to 150 after tonight
Rezzy Joe: i give us till 47
Rezzy Joe: for soem wierd reason
jpsndtek: hahahahaahhahaha
jpsndtek: yeah
Rezzy Joe: i think ill die at 47
Rezzy Joe: saving someones life
Rezzy Joe: at the edge of some pine trees
jpsndtek: every male on my dads side died at 65 for 6 generations
Rezzy Joe: ok
Rezzy Joe: \tahts scary
jpsndtek: so when 65 roled around
jpsndtek: my grandpa was all freaked
jpsndtek: but he's 78 now
Rezzy Joe: hahaha
jpsndtek: still diggin trenches and pullin his 5th wheel
Rezzy Joe: stay at home and eat bread all day
jpsndtek: hahahaha
Rezzy Joe: clows gonna get me.............
Rezzy Joe: poor old clow
Rezzy Joe: cant afford an "n"
jpsndtek: clow?
jpsndtek: hah a hahaa hashdjhsha
Rezzy Joe: hahahahahahahahahahaha
jpsndtek: i can't vbreath
Rezzy Joe: maybe youll die
Rezzy Joe: and prove the theory wrong
jpsndtek: i'm coughing too much from laughing
jpsndtek: HAHHAHAHAHAHHKH:KL
jpsndtek: my neck hurts
Rezzy Joe: and i can say
Rezzy Joe: my buddy died in the name of science and my necrophilia addiction
jpsndtek: my eyes are watering
Rezzy Joe: if i die before you
jpsndtek: hahhahahahahahahhahahahhahhhahahhhhahahahaha
Rezzy Joe: im sending my skeleton to you
Rezzy Joe: so you can scare kids at heloween
Rezzy Joe: hey kids
jpsndtek: oh my god thats the funniest stuff i've ver seen
Rezzy Joe: you think draculas scary
Rezzy Joe: heres
Rezzy Joe: RJ !
Rezzy Joe: BOOG BAWAHHH !
Rezzy Joe: SCATTY BOIOOOOOO !
Rezzy Joe: oh and uh heres some candy
jpsndtek: i wish you could see me right now
Rezzy Joe: and an anchient artifact called mexi dildo
jpsndtek: i'm all red
jpsndtek: coughing
jpsndtek: gagging
jpsndtek: passing otu
Rezzy Joe: dont turn it on or its oscilating power willrip your candy sack
jpsndtek: hahhahaahhahahahahhahaaahhaha
Rezzy Joe: "can we have RJ's butt bone
Rezzy Joe: what for
Rezzy Joe: we want to clone an army of RJ's
Rezzy Joe: zombie flesh eating RJ;s
jpsndtek: don't think the bbs could handle that
Rezzy Joe: to kill all of mexico
jpsndtek: hahahahahha
jpsndtek: weww
jpsndtek: i'm hurtin now
Rezzy Joe: just for those big hats
jpsndtek: andth
Rezzy Joe: rj looks fly pimp in those hats !
Rezzy Joe: FLY PIMP MEXIHAT RJ !
jpsndtek: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
jpsndtek: god damnit
Rezzy Joe: maybe we can pickle rj for future generations to study his monkeys hands that grow form his noggin inwards
jpsndtek: i tipped forward in my chair, crashed through keyboard tray and hit the ground :-(
Rezzy Joe: good for shicken parts
jpsndtek: keyboard and mouse survived
Rezzy Joe: ouch
jpsndtek: all is well
Rezzy Joe: good
jpsndtek: i'm still crackinup
jpsndtek:
jpsndtek: :-D
Rezzy Joe: if i lost my connectyion to you id have to go bother KOC and he couldnt take a break from his uh, activities
Rezzy Joe: im trying to keep you going,
Rezzy Joe: remember that time
Rezzy Joe: you said
Rezzy Joe: you coudlnt remeber what i fdropped on my foot to make it bledd
Rezzy Joe: irremebered
Rezzy Joe: i said
Rezzy Joe: i have a cock ad hard [censored] a rock !
Rezzy Joe: \and then later I said
Rezzy Joe: oh it fell off
jpsndtek: hahahhahahahhahah
jpsndtek: yeah
Rezzy Joe: and then later i showed you the pic
Rezzy Joe: and you musta said
Rezzy Joe: "dropped your cock on your toe huh ?"
Rezzy Joe: and then mexidildo stole it
Rezzy Joe: i wonder is shes ever lost one up there
jpsndtek: hahahahahhahaahahaaahahahaha
jpsndtek: thats why she can't stand straight
Rezzy Joe: or ever not worn underwear and been waliking around walmart and had 6 D cell abtteries drop out ?
Rezzy Joe: all ina row all juicy and slimy
Rezzy Joe: WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP
Rezzy Joe: then she looks down
Rezzy Joe: and says
Rezzy Joe: [censored]
Rezzy Joe: gonnahave to move up to car batteries
jpsndtek: that isthe funniest thing i have ever seen in my life man
jpsndtek: i'm serious
Rezzy Joe: the D cells wont cut it anymore
jpsndtek: i'm dieninging
Rezzy Joe: i wonder
Rezzy Joe: if I can get one of them pneumatic air hammers gooked into my lugs and learnt o breath really hard
Rezzy Joe: whoooo
Rezzy Joe: ok im done
Rezzy Joe: i cnat keep this up
jpsndtek: HAHAHHAHZHAHAHAHAHHAHZHAHAHAHAHHAHZHAHAHAHAHHAHZHAHAHAHAHHAHZHAHAHAHAHHAHZHAHAHAHAHHAHZHAHAHAHAHHAHZHAHAHAHAHHAHZHAHAHAHAHHAHZHAHAHAHAHHAHZHAHAHAHAHHAHZHAHAHAHAHHAHZHAHAHAHAHHAHZHAHAHAHAHHAHZHAHAHAHAHHAHZHAHAHAHAHHAHZHAHAHAHAHHAHZHAHAHAHAHHAHZHAHAHAHAHHAHZHAHAHAHAHHAHZHAHAHAHAHHAHZHAHA
jpsndtek: i'm freakin fried now
jpsndtek: i can't stp laughing
Rezzy Joe: hahahahahahahahahaha
jpsndtek: all juicy and slimy whap whay whap hahahahha
Rezzy Joe: great minds think alike
jpsndtek: yeppers
jpsndtek: guy wants me to do a leak down test on all teh cylinders now >
Rezzy Joe: 6 screens of [censored] type !
jpsndtek: still thinks somthing wrong in engine
Rezzy Joe: what a punk
Rezzy Joe: tell him he screwed it up when he took it
jpsndtek: ever gonna post it?
jpsndtek: lol, no kidding
jpsndtek signed off at 11:55:34 PM.
Rezzy Joe: yeah
jpsndtek: hey
Rezzy Joe: whoa !
jpsndtek signed on at 11:55:49 PM.
Rezzy Joe: WHAT THE HELL !
Rezzy Joe: AHHHHHHHHH !
jpsndtek: what was that?
jpsndtek: hahahha\
jpsndtek: said i lost connection but i could still talk to you?
Rezzy Joe: yeah !
Rezzy Joe: im posting that too !
Rezzy Joe: jpsndtek (11:55:24 PM): lol, no kidding
jpsndtek signed off at 11:55:34 PM.
Rezzy Joe (11:55:34 PM): yeah
jpsndtek (11:55:40 PM): hey
Rezzy Joe (11:55:48 PM): whoa !
jpsndtek signed on at 11:55:49 PM.
Rezzy Joe (11:55:54 PM): WHAT THE HELL !
Rezzy Joe (11:55:56 PM): AHHHHHHHHH !
jpsndtek (11:56:00 PM): what was that?
jpsndtek (11:56:01 PM): hahahha\
jpsndtek: man
jpsndtek: thats nuts
jpsndtek: i was like trying to sign back on and you were still talking to me
jpsndtek: i was like dwa?
Rezzy Joe: hahahahaha
Rezzy Joe: whoa someone drug up an old post of mine
jpsndtek: yeah, saw that
Rezzy Joe: oh it was helpful
Rezzy Joe: cool
Rezzy Joe: ok now im gonna read my post
jpsndtek: haha good disclaimer
Rezzy Joe: yeah
Rezzy Joe: i thoguht so
Rezzy Joe: hmmm
Rezzy Joe: tahst a HUGE post
jpsndtek: yep mmhmm
Rezzy Joe: im gonn get a glass of water
jpsndtek: sexy ;-)
Rezzy Joe: back
Rezzy Joe: with water
jpsndtek: cool, hello water
Rezzy Joe: water - HELLO !
jpsndtek: RESURRECTION WILLYBOB!
jpsndtek: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
Rezzy Joe: water is a cool dude
jpsndtek: yeah, has a dry sense of humor tho ;-)
Rezzy Joe: HAHAHAHA
water: Hahahaaha
Rezzy Joe: water is pretty funny actually
water: Yeah Im a riot !
Rezzy Joe: hey this is getting to be pretty funny
Rezzy Joe: hmm
water: Jason payne is a stupid bastard!
jpsndtek: hhahahahahh
Rezzy Joe: WATER APOLOGIZE
water: Im sorry
jpsndtek: hey, at least my brother isn't floatin in a toilet somewhere
Rezzy Joe: Ill drink you !
water: no dont drink me !
jpsndtek: well, maybe he is...
Rezzy Joe: hahah
water: Hey its a hard job washing down your turds all day!
Rezzy Joe: i thought water was all one person
water: nope 2, me and my brother, todd
Rezzy Joe: your brother is todd ?
jpsndtek: i thought his name was crystal?
Rezzy Joe: huh?
water: Lemme incite todd
Todd: Hey guys, juyst got finished washing down some turds !
Rezzy Joe: HI TODD !
jpsndtek: sup todd
Rezzy Joe: todds cool, if stinky
Todd: nothing much dudes
Rezzy Joe: nothing going on eh
Todd: Yeah, man i just flushed this huge floater
jpsndtek: so you were in rj's toilet eh?
Rezzy Joe: ewwwww
water: Todd has flushed royal poop you know!
Todd: No, in this one canadians toilet, it was huge I tell ya
jpsndtek: oh i see now, it was koc's boyfriend
Rezzy Joe: hahahahahahahahaahahhaha
Rezzy Joe: oh thats it
Rezzy Joe: had to bring up KOC sexuality !
Rezzy Joe: Jason ?
jpsndtek: Yes sir?
Rezzy Joe: We should go out like this…
Rezzy Joe: I mean…..
OneBadBowtie16: omg..... this chat room is ummm interesting to say the least
Rezzy Joe: I know you said to socialize
Rezzy Joe: …but I mean really….
Rezzy Joe: We don't need this
Rezzy Joe: Let's go home
jpsndtek: Ok
cdemdec26: I am home
Rezzy Joe: I think little Willy has colic
bigwishlist: me too
jpsndtek: Really?
Rezzy Joe: nah just joshin…
jpsndtek: Whew
Rezzy Joe: He drank a bit too much Coke though
jpsndtek: Diaper full?
Rezzy Joe: Puked a bunch of fizzy stuff up
Rezzy Joe: Yeah
jpsndtek: Your turn tonight isn't it?
Rezzy Joe: Oh mannnnnnn
Rezzy Joe: I guess…..
jpsndtek: The diaper genie does wonders around the house
Rezzy Joe: ……but you have to calm down little Rezzy
jpsndtek: ok !
Mud Weis Er 79: HUH
Mud Weis Er 79: what the f--- are y'all talkin about
Rezzy Joe: shouldn't let him watch all those action movies
Rezzy Joe: kids these days
bigwishlist: I'm lost
jpsndtek: yeah, Arnold scares him
Rezzy Joe: but I guess it's our fault we raised them this way
jpsndtek: yeah, oh well, let him watch the Moab video
Rezzy Joe: we need to buy some of them veggie tales videos
jpsndtek: no more pokemon!
Rezzy Joe: yeah
jpsndtek: I couldn't stand watching that
jpsndtek: nah, little Rezzy has it right now
Rezzy Joe: anyway
bigwishlist: you can't
Rezzy Joe: hmm
Rezzy Joe: hey did you let out cats out?
jpsndtek: no
jpsndtek: forgot
Rezzy Joe: Oreo, split nose, jackboot, and resurrection willybob?
jpsndtek: :-(
Rezzy Joe: ah man
Rezzy Joe: I hope they don't tear up the couch
jpsndtek: I haven't seen willybob today?
Rezzy Joe: that's OUR couch
Rezzy Joe: I saw him this morning
jpsndtek: which reminds me
Rezzy Joe: I was trying to teach him to poo in the toilet
jpsndtek: isn't tonight, THE night?
Rezzy Joe: oh yeah!
Rezzy Joe: YAY !
jpsndtek: THURSDAY!
jpsndtek: weeeee
Mud Weis Er 79: gaaaaaaaaaay
jpsndtek: old beds gonna get some miles tonight
Rezzy Joe: ohhhhh
Rezzy Joe: not in company willypoo
Mud Weis Er 79: =-O
Rezzy Joe: hmmm think we should retile the bathroom
Rezzy Joe: HEY
bigwishlist: This is weird
jpsndtek: no, vinyl
jpsndtek: easier to take care of
Rezzy Joe: oooh
Rezzy Joe: yeah
Rezzy Joe: cleans up easy
Mud Weis Er 79: weird is not the word for it
jpsndtek: plus, it's slicker for those nights when we.....
Rezzy Joe: oooooooooh
Mud Weis Er 79: yuck
Mud Weis Er 79: yuck
jpsndtek: with the oil....
Mud Weis Er 79: yuck
Rezzy Joe: not in PUBLIC willypookums
bigwishlist: true
Mud Weis Er 79: aww thats f------ sick man
jpsndtek: yeah, but you got me all excited
bigwishlist: oh boy
Rezzy Joe: calm down
bigwishlist: don't like where this is heading
Rezzy Joe: hey oletater
Rezzy Joe: got a toilet paper tube?
Mud Weis Er 79: hell no
Rezzy Joe: Jason needs his "exercise"
jpsndtek: hey, don't tell them that?
Rezzy Joe: hey it's perfectly fine
Rezzy Joe: you should be proud
jpsndtek: yeah, you have your mexi...
Rezzy Joe: I don't think oletater could get it up that maybe times a day
Mud Weis Er 79: lol
jpsndtek: yeah, I'm a pro
Mud Weis Er 79: not for ya'll ;-)
jpsndtek: you taught me all I know
Rezzy Joe: oh you silly goose!
Rezzy Joe: I don't have a friend name Oletater, I have a silly goose!
Rezzy Joe: Silly silly gooses
jpsndtek: anyway, did you fill out the paperwork for little Rezzy to start school next fall?
Rezzy Joe: *tee hee*
Rezzy Joe: yeah
Mud Weis Er 79: seek professional help
Rezzy Joe: I'm glad we got him in
jpsndtek: yeah
Rezzy Joe: imagine home schooling him
Rezzy Joe: *shudder*
jpsndtek: I didn't know Harvard was excepting such youngins, but I should of known
bigwishlist: there to far for the pros
jpsndtek: between you and me
jpsndtek: he had to get in, were brilliant!
Mud Weis Er 79: lol big
Rezzy Joe: yeah !
Mud Weis Er 79: this is beyond the gigawho episode
bigwishlist: I wonder if they know were reading this?
jpsndtek: hmmmm
Mud Weis Er 79: yes
Rezzy Joe: hmmm willy was really seeming slow, but remember when he took apart the television and made it put out microwave rays?
jpsndtek: yeah, mr. winky is still bald from that episode
Rezzy Joe: god i never though my ball hair would grow back
Mud Weis Er 79: ooo
cdemdec26: too much info
Rezzy Joe: ooh psychic
Mud Weis Er 79: Mr. Winky!!
Mud Weis Er 79: ahaha
bigwishlist: nice name
Rezzy Joe: hmmm
jpsndtek: yeah
Rezzy Joe: I wonder if little willies Willy will develop ok after that?
Rezzy Joe: hey maybe it will grow big and strong!
Rezzy Joe: nuclear Willy!
jpsndtek: like his daddy!
Rezzy Joe: ho ho ho
Rezzy Joe: such silly gooses we are
jpsndtek: yeah
Rezzy Joe: silly silly gooses
jpsndtek: hmm
Rezzy Joe: oh dear
Rezzy Joe: hmm what do you want for breakfast?
jpsndtek: i was thinking eggs
Rezzy Joe: besides a big steaming plate of RJ!
jpsndtek: ;-)
Rezzy Joe: yeah eggs sound good
bigwishlist: wow
jpsndtek: I like them ala Hetfield myself
Rezzy Joe: hmmmm I think we need to make some omelettes
jpsndtek: yeah
jpsndtek: with bacon
jpsndtek: bacon's good
mudbogg n clay: we got an old black lady that makes omelletts at the dining hall
Rezzy Joe: geeze did you see the electric bill this month!
mudbogg n clay: she's mean as hell
Rezzy Joe: its horrible!
Rezzy Joe: is she now?
jpsndtek: yeah, you got that damn electric mexidildo
jpsndtek: the things 440 volts!
Rezzy Joe: yeah but you love that jackhammer action !
Mud Weis Er 79: OH NO
jpsndtek: lol, yeah
jpsndtek: I hear you in the morning
Mud Weis Er 79: not the jackhammer action...
bigwishlist: haha
Rezzy Joe: I cant imagine what the ups man thought when he delivered that
jpsndtek: sounds like your building something
Rezzy Joe: hey what do you want for your birthday willykins?
jpsndtek: yeah, no wonder he gives me funny looks now
jpsndtek: just you in a thong
Rezzy Joe: one of them studded underwear sets ?
jpsndtek: if your wearing it
Rezzy Joe: OOOH YOU'RE AN ANIMAL !
Rezzy Joe: :-*
Mud Weis Er 79: RJ in a thong... oh my god
jpsndtek: grrr baby grrrr
OneBadBowtie16: well guys I am out
OneBadBowtie16: ttyl
OneBadBowtie16: bye
Rezzy Joe: bye
cdemdec26: bye
bigwishlist: later
Rezzy Joe: ahhh im a fuzzy love bug!
jpsndtek: bye
OneBadBowtie16: Its been interesting sitting back watching
OneBadBowtie16: lol
Mud Weis Er 79: later
OneBadBowtie16 has left the room.
bigwishlist: I'm out
jpsndtek: hmm
Mud Weis Er 79: later big
Rezzy Joe: I'm not tee hee!
bigwishlist has left the room.
jpsndtek: geesh, you try to be open to some people and they leave?
jpsndtek: good grief
Rezzy Joe: gawd
Rezzy Joe: some people
Mud Weis Er 79: I think RJ in a thong was the kicker for them both ;-)
Rezzy Joe: ooh I cant spell I'm so excited
jpsndtek: yeah
jpsndtek: I found a container of Charmin!
Rezzy Joe: hey!
jpsndtek: 16 rolls!
Rezzy Joe: I look good!
Rezzy Joe: neato!
jpsndtek: we can go all night!
Mud Weis Er 79: YUCK
Rezzy Joe: hmm
Mud Weis Er 79: alright I'm out-later
Mud Weis Er 79 has left the room.
jpsndtek: hmm
Rezzy Joe: ok
jpsndtek: anyway
jpsndtek: did you get that little situation cleared up?
jpsndtek: you know
Rezzy Joe: hey I told you I was clean
jpsndtek: the one we found in the shower yesterday?
Rezzy Joe: I SAID I WAS CLEAN !
jpsndtek: I dunno, I saw something moving
Rezzy Joe: I TOOK THE TEST !
jpsndtek: It didn't look natural
jpsndtek: ok
jpsndtek: as long as you're sure
Rezzy Joe: geeze
jpsndtek: I mean, we wash our kids in that shower
Rezzy Joe: yeah.................
jpsndtek: oh so now your not sure?
jpsndtek: when it was just me you were
jpsndtek: i just don't know about us anymore
Rezzy Joe: *wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
Rezzy Joe: *cry cry cry*
mudbogg n clay has left the room.
jpsndtek: it's ok
jpsndtek: come here
jpsndtek: look, Mr. winky feels better already
Rezzy Joe: awwwwwwww
Rezzy Joe: if you really mean it
jpsndtek: guess that medicine from the clinic helped
Rezzy Joe: hahaha
Rezzy Joe: oh dear
jpsndtek: hmm
Rezzy Joe: and thats the end of our play!
Rezzy Joe: tadahhhhhhhhhh !
Rezzy Joe: hey where did everyone go?
jpsndtek: thank you ladies and gentlemen, you've been great
jpsndtek: hahahahah
jpsndtek: geesh
Rezzy Joe: HAHAHAH
Rezzy Joe: we are soooooo f----- up
jpsndtek: were great
jpsndtek: I was laughing so hard I couldn't type
jpsndtek: I was falling over
cdemdec26: bye guys
jpsndtek: chow
jpsndtek: bye
cdemdec26 has left the room.
jpsndtek: hmmm