I personally beat the stuffing out of a PSU-campus young peacenik know-nothing know-it-all anti-US common senseless wastrel who was messing with my truck the other day (writing something on the back with marker... "Let the" is all he finished before I surprised him). Funny how someone so anti-violence can get so ineffectively violent when you attack them.

Police wee eventually called, but as there were no witnesses chalked it up as a "he said, pissant commie hooligan said" situation and told the punk there wasn't anything they could do. BTW, they were real nice to me and fairly gruff with the student.