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JOKE... (it\'s off topic, but a good joke)

1. Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more
chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

2. Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which
will not only cross roads, but it will lay eggs, file your important
documents AND balance your checkbook. Unfortunately, when it divides 3 by
2 it gets 1.4999999999

3. Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be
free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

4. Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved
beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference

5. O.J. Simpson: It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time

6. Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

7. Colonel Sanders: I missed one?

8. Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally
selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to
cross roads.

9. Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't
anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this *chicken* doing walking
around all over the place anyway?"

10. Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did *not* cross the road.

11. William Jefferson Clinton: I did *not* have sexual relations with that chicken....
and I have no memory of it crossing the road afterwards....

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