Re: Crippled airbus landing at LAX
Ladies and Gentlemen - This is your captain speaking.
You are flying on the world's first totally automated flight, I am a 7523 computer, no humans are in control.
I have back-up systems to back up the back-up systems. Everything is in total control and safer than if a human was flying us.
We'll be Landing in New York in 4 hours.
Remember - absolutely nothing can go wrong - go wrong - go wrong - go wrong - go wrong - go