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post #6 of (permalink) Old 08-19-2004, 11:41 AM
LEVE
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Re: caught an a$$clown lastnight........

1. I just read a news story about,
2. A peeping tom,
3. Caught with his pants down...
4. While viewing a small child...
5. 8 of the child's relatives,
6. Beat him within an inch of his life...
7. Then called the police...
8. Mr. Tom's in critical condition...
9. And the relatives were arrested...
10. If Mr. Tom dies... they'll be charged,
11. With Murder.
12. So... keep your cool... and
13. If you've gotta gun...
14. Aim for the knee caps!
15. You don't want to be jailed...
16. In our upside down world...
17. Dang dirt bags...
18. SHOULD get what they deserve...
19. And that ain't your stuff!
20. May I suggest some Fishhooks,
21. Glued to the underside/backside,
22. Of that you don't want stolen...
23. That's attached to the Jeep...
24. And 200 lbs test line ( about 6' neatly coiled ),
25. Secured to the Jeep...
26. You may just catch a theif,
27. Or at least have DNA evidence.
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