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Old 10-06-2008, 12:15 PM
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1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt or a
Leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn , so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

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6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

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18. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
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19. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Words to live by.

I have an excellent memory, many people have commented on it. I tell them I don’t lie.

They ask what that has to do with it. I tell them if I don’t have to remember who I told what, I’ve got room for a whole lot of other things.
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18. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are Moving.
Old family saying: You have one mouth and two ears so you should listen twice as much as you speak.

It doesn’t translate well to internet forums when you have only 2 eyes but 10 fingers.
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Old family saying: You have one mouth and two ears so you should listen twice as much as you speak.

It doesn’t translate well to internet forums when you have only 2 eyes but 10 fingers.
I don't know about that. Some of the newer posters might use the two finger hunt and peck method. Obviously those who have posted lots have found that there are more fingers capable of hitting a key here and there.
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