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12-20-2007, 12:05 PM
| | Way Outta Control | | Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: The Palouse
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| |  Holiday Wishes for you all....
I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to everyone, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyers yesterday, and on their advice I wish to say the following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer/winter solstice holiday (depending upon your particular hemisphere of residence), practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that it is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.
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12-20-2007, 01:46 PM
|  | Veteran | | Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Northern Indiana
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On the advice of my court-appointed attorney: "No comment." 
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12-20-2007, 01:56 PM
| | I Might Just Know What I'm Talking About | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Scenic Southern Indiana
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Merry Christmas!!!
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12-20-2007, 03:06 PM
| | Newbie | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Roanoke VA.
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Marry Christmas!!!!! I have no money sue away. Love this freedom.  |
12-20-2007, 03:16 PM
|  | Keyboard Implanted | | Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: East Peoria, IL
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Originally Posted by Etcherman  Marry Christmas!!!!! I have no money sue away. Love this freedom. | Marry Christmas? I've never even met her! I imagine i should probably take her out to dinner before we marry  |
12-20-2007, 03:20 PM
| | Newbie | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Roanoke VA.
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She is better than a Jeep at empting pockets. One fault and its gone. Would you like to meet her?  |
12-20-2007, 03:28 PM
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Stupid spell check #$@#$%  Merry Christmas to all  |
12-20-2007, 03:34 PM
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O and Leve I love your comment. (yes I'm padding) |
12-20-2007, 03:51 PM
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Merry Christmas!
JD HOHOHO
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12-20-2007, 04:15 PM
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