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08-27-2004, 10:54 AM
| | Old Hand | | Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Milwaukee, WI
Posts: 852
| |  O/T Anyone else tired...
Tired of the "wimpification" of America's men? Then Read about Retrosexuals.
What can you add to this list that is severely ticking you off about the new "metrosexual" type of men. The men in touch with their feelings... the men who you want to backhand when you hear they just got back from a manicure.
1. A Retrosexual does not have more shoes then their women.
2. A Retrosexual does NOT drive a VW bug.
Sean
P.S. - Link destination has site with a bit of profane language.
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08-27-2004, 03:45 PM
|  | Keyboard Implanted | | Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Pottstown, PA
Posts: 2,047
| | Re: O/T Anyone else tired...
Well ..hmmmm....if it gets them more "traffic" ...more power to them. I am in touch with my feelings. So far I've had to bend over backwards and make room for every smackeda$$ person who wants a piece of turf. I've dealt with just about every social revolution that is known to modern America. Why they all had to happen during my lifetime is beyond me [img]images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
A man is riding a camel in a sand storm. He stops and pitches his tent. Feeling sorry for the camel he lets the camel put his head inside of the tent. Soon the camel sticks his whole neck in the tent and the man moves over ....eventually the camel is inside the tent and the man is outside in the sand storm.
Soon, what was once considered "normal" will be on the endangered species list.
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08-27-2004, 08:49 PM
|  | Aprentice | | Join Date: May 2004 Location: Northern Indiana
Posts: 63
| | Re: O/T Anyone else tired...
Sometimes I get in touch with my feminine side and start to b*&^h alot !
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08-28-2004, 11:04 AM
|  | Official Curmudgeon | | Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Kansas
Posts: 4,407
| | Re: O/T Anyone else tired...
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The men in touch with their feelings...
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Anybody that thinks I ain’t in touch with my feelings just ain’t been reading my posts. [img]images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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08-28-2004, 11:19 AM
|  | Can't Get Enough | | Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: S.E. Indiana
Posts: 1,224
| | Re: O/T Anyone else tired...
If I had a feminine side I could get in touch with, I'd probably never leave my house again. [img]images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
1-A "Retrosexual" thinks farts are funny, because they are. And he's tried to light one at least once.
2-A "Retrosexual" knows "timeouts" are for ballgames. Rules are enforced by less subtle methods.
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08-28-2004, 12:20 PM
| | Old Hand | | Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Milwaukee, WI
Posts: 852
| | Re: O/T Anyone else tired...
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If I had a feminine side I could get in touch with, I'd probably never leave my house again.
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08-28-2004, 10:50 PM
|  | Mud in my Veins | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Winston-Salem, NC
Posts: 5,374
| | Re: O/T Anyone else tired...
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If I had a feminine side I could get in touch with, I'd probably never leave my house again
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Until one day you'd decide the old AAA batteries in your "toys" weren't cutting it...and wired up an extension cord to a redtop [img]images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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