CAR KEYING

[u4ia4]

well having been down this road myself i recommend the following
1) remove valve stems.
2) remove starter and leave on hood (wear gloves)
3) remove lugnuts on rear wheel (unsafe if he cant steer)
4) water in gas tank
5) in winter pack slush into inside of rim to make it way off balance.
these are my top 5 choices, none of them do serious damage, but they get a point across. after that you could loosen the bolts secureing the rear u-joint and continuue o nwith the list the others have started to do more serious damage.
---Peacock

<font color=red>96 Z-71 EXTcab, richmond 3.73, detroit rear, cold air, dual flowmasters, new drive-train </font color=red>

Having been around carlots since I was 11 sometimes I would go back and talk to some of the mechanics back there being our families were friends. One of the mechanics favorite thing to do to get at someone was if he could reach in behind his front tire and have access to his exhaust manifold he would take a hunk of limburger cheese[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] and put it on the manifold that way that person would have a reminder for about a week. Another not so nice thing to do was to take the longest spark plug wire and stick it down the carburetor, supposedly what happens is when they go to start their car it blows the hood off and scares the sh*t out of them or carry a bottle of brake fluid and just give their car a squirt and watch the paint disappear. The only one I've tried is the cheese and oh does it smell like SH*T!!

[Drey]

one word...two silibils-PAINTBALLS
i had some break my windsheild(which happens to be the years GM put the anttenna in the windsheild so it was ever more expensive), any way i paintballed there car and it didnt take off the paint but it made it fade really bad!

CHEVROLET/GMC RULES
i know cuz i have both!

[oletater]

Uhh how about this one word, two syllables, <font color=red>BuckShot</font color=red> [img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

<font color=red>DIXIE On My Mind</font color=red>

[JaxZ71]

I don't think anyone has mentioned the thin film of vaseline on the edge of the wiper blades. Or how about clogging the exhaust? It might take him a while to figure out why it is running so bad

JaxZ71®

I had to do this once but requires time, deflate tire with valve stem out place small vacum line onto valve stem other end in bucket of water jack up car as tire expands due to no weight on tire it pulls in water install valve core and inflate tire makes it wobble real bad and is very hard for most to figure out. Just remember if you get cought keying one anothers car usually in cort you both have to paint your own cars.

88 (SPORT)1500 4X4 6in. SUPERLIFT, 35X12.50 BFG AT

[Drey]

oh i forgot, the golf team at our school(a bunch of preps with nice cars) decided it would be fun to but like 5 golf balls in each of the exhaust pipes of the famr boys pickup which is all rusty and OLD. anyway had just got Chevy 3 months after i got my license, so it was even worse than it is now! anyway i knew they did it cuz after skool i saw them all laughin as i was walkin to my truck so i thought they did somethin to it. i tried to start it, it didnt so i popped the hood fer about 10 min. lookin at stuff(when in realality i could tell what they did because smoke wasnt pooring our of my 2 pipes(thank you GM deisel engines). when they left i went and sat the with the the starter goin fer about 10 sec and the HAMMER TO THE FLOOR, then came out and went like 5 feet. one of the golfers called me that nite and asked if i ever got my truck started, and i said ya after i put in a new exhaust! the next day i saw a open spot between a new Grand Prix and a Dodge Stealth(golfer cars) MINE! parked there, they did it again, only this time only 1 in each. i walked out to my truck after skool actin like i couldnt see em. got in pumped the accelerator, then put it to the floor and hit the starter, those to golf balls came out with GOOD SPEED and needless to say they left their mark and my truck hasnt been messed with since(well not countin the windsheild incident)

CHEVROLET/GMC RULES
i know cuz i have both!

[willyswanter]

Nah, no one driving his car. I just put the e-brake on a little bit so it wouldn't roll on it's own. I did it while I was supposed to be in last period so no one would see me do it[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif[/img] Now that I think about it, I should have towed it a bit further into the long jump sand pit. And dug out under his tires so he was on the frame[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

Jason
Big Willy Style
http://www.projectbigwilly.com

[AJMBLAZER]

I haven't ever done any of these, honest[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/laugh.gif[/img], but "people I know" have:

-taken a paintball gun with frozen paintballs and dented the hell out of the body and shattered most of the windows of a Ford Escort. Guy cost someone that I went to school with about $200 in car damages, so the favor was returned, about 4 fold.
-Called the cops and reported that just saw a vehicle stolen and gave the owner's description as the person seen doing it. Declined to give name because knew who the person was and they might try to get even with you for snitching on them. Police usually accept that reason. At the very least it's an annoyance, at worst it's a very embarrassing incident. Guy was a VERY biased referee at high school games, to the point where he wouldn't call anything against HIS son's school, and every little thing our school did got a call. He never ref'ed at our school again.[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/cool.gif[/img]
-Nails stuck in the tread just deep enough to stay in place, but not enough to do anything until the car starts moving.
-Slash the tires, but do it so you only put a little slit in the tread. Air s-l-o-w-l-y leaks out, but when they start driving, the belts heat up and the slit opens up. Then the tread starts ripping off the tire.[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif[/img] Insulted my mother. Careless words cost him about $500 in tires and $1000 in body work.[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif[/img] Don't insult my mom, ever.
-Kicked the crap out of a minivan door so hard you could see the shape of the inner supports. Okay, I did do this one. I was walking back to my truck across a parking lot with my buddy, looking at cars. So suddenly he goes, "hey man, that lady just hit your truck with her car door." I look up to see this fat Mexican lady looking at my door as she gets out of her Minivan. I yell, "hey, wait a minute." She looks up, and then slams her door, and ducks around the back of my truck. Runs off into the store before we can get over there. Sure enough, there's a little blue line on my door. Now, this wouldn't be that big of a deal. However, she didn't have the guts to stand and talk to me. If she had, I woulda just said, "well, you didn't dent it or anything, oh well. I've done worse on trails." Nope, she ran. To top it all off, she had Mexican plates on her van, which means she is up here visiting MY country, abuses MY vehicle in MY country, and then runs away from ME in MY country, not brave enough to admit what SHE did wrong. So I calmly walked over to her driver side door, and proceeded to kick the [censored] out of it with my Doc Martin's.[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif[/img] Hey, it could have gone another way..........
-Stuffed a huge ass potato over someone's tailpipe, and ripped off the extra so that the "core" of potatoe was deep inside, hard to see. Worked like a charm. Owner couldn't get the vehicle to start for ever, just kept cranking it and cranking it. After draining the first battery, getting a ride to go buy another, installing that battery, the potato finally shot out and the truck started.[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]
-Ripped the little metal valve dohickey out of the valve stems, put the caps back on, and let them figure it out.
-Put already rotten Limburger cheese down the vents in front of the windscreen.[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/crazy.gif[/img]
-Gotten every witness possible, including people they bragged to about it, and threatened to sue them and call anyone who tried to lie about it into court to testify, until their daddy paid to have MY vehicle fixed.

Personnally, I'd say do the last one. The other ones are kinda funny now, but can get you in LOTS of trouble. Youth, ignorance, anger, and hormones have been the driving factors on most of the others. Not a lot of thought. People have gotten in trouble for "getting even".

1992 Blazer Sport, 350, 4L60, Rancho 2"[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/tongue.gif[/img], 285/75R16 AT's, K&N, Flowmaster, MSD[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]
Aircraft, Cars, and Me

[willyswanter]

Ha, when I was at Wally-Mart the other day, I was getting out of my truck and this guy and his wife in a mid 90's furd f150 tried to drive inbetween a curb and a parked car and there was a buggy in the way so he decided he would just push it out of the way with his bumper and instead pushes it into the parked car and jams it between his truck and the car and dents the hell out of the car door. And he looks at it and just takes off out of the parking lot. I started yelling at him and making hand signals but he looked right at me and took off. Anyway, I got back in my truck got a paper and pen, wrote is license plate number down, vehicle description, my phone number, and drivers description. Wrote on there what I saw happen and I stuck it under the wiper blade of the damaged car. I hope they cought the guy. I'm betting that the door was unrepairable. It was dented in so far it broke the half way down window glass[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/crazy.gif[/img].

Jason
Big Willy Style
http://www.projectbigwilly.com