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11-05-2001, 05:16 PM
| | | Re: CAR KEYING How do you spell asswhipping? Do it when he has no witnesses and then its your word against his. And :censored::censored::censored::censored::censored: slap him once for me.....
If it don't fit force it, and if all else fails get a bigger hammer! | 
11-05-2001, 05:25 PM
|  | Old Hand | | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Spartanburg, South Carolina
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| | Re: CAR KEYING UHHHH ABSOLUTELY NOT. <font color=red>DO NOT</font color=red> fu(k up their car. FU(K UP THEIR HEADS. DO IT RIGHT, OR, First I would tow their car to a remote location where me and a few buds would strip it and sell it for parts. Second, let him know, around no one, that I did it. <font color=red>DIXIE On My Mind</font color=red>  | 
11-05-2001, 05:38 PM
| | | Re: CAR KEYING hmmm......
was it someone on this board? 
Marriage is like a skin graft, it may or may not take. | 
11-05-2001, 05:46 PM
|  | Veteran | | | Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: McKinney, Texas
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| | Re: CAR KEYING I would never do anything, like pull the caps on his rims (if stock) take all of his lug nuts then put the caps back on.
Laters, Ryan | 
11-05-2001, 05:53 PM
| | Family Left Me | | | Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Bakersfield, CA
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| | Re: CAR KEYING My dad and my brother have both had there cars keyed deep enough to need new paint. It sucks. Anyway, there was a prep. kid at my high school that always walked around asking people what type of jet his dad should buy like a lear or a citation. God I hate that kid[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/mad.gif[/img]. He drove a brand new 4x4 Tahoe with full leather and all and occasionaly drove his dads viper. Anyway, torwards the end of my senior year he decided he would park his truck really fu##in close to mine, so close he couldn't get out his drivers door and had to get out his passanger door. Anyway, he had a brush guard that stuck about 6" out the side and he had it sitting agains my rear bumper so I couldn't back out of the space. God I hate that kid[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/mad.gif[/img]. Anyway, since I had a slightly elivated truck, I just went forward, up and over the little parking curbs, up onto the campus, around the bathroom, back down to the parking lot, parked in front of him, got my tow strap out and my gm master key[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif[/img], (it' nice having a mother that was formerly a car repo person), and opened his door, put his truck in neutral, hooked up the tow strap and towed him out to the football field, unhooked, and pulled out his valve cores[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif[/img]. Anyway, he never did it again and since he didn't know one freakin thing about cars he sat there for 2 hours trying to fill his tires with one of those little 12v compressors and couldn't figure out why they wouldn't hold air.[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/laugh.gif[/img] He ended up having his truck towed to a shop to have it fixed.
Jason
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11-05-2001, 05:59 PM
|  | Pooh-Bah | | | Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Lake Forest, Illinois
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| | Re: CAR KEYING Thats a good story. Never let anyone f$#% with anyone. I think that was clever to tow his car to the football field. That would be the funniest thing i have seen in a long time. | 
11-05-2001, 06:21 PM
| | Addict | | | Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Nova Scotia
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| | Re: CAR KEYING That is classic man! I gotta remember that one.
Soon to be 1976 chev K-30, 427,t400,203,D60F,14Br,4.56 | 
11-05-2001, 06:24 PM
| | | Re: CAR KEYING Call a tow truck & have his truck towed! He will call a police report, then feel like a fool when he finds it in front of his house! Seriously, get a estimate, take it to his folks, if they dont pay, key his head!!! Good luck!
[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/cool.gif[/img] '87 Chevy 1t SWB in the making! | 
11-05-2001, 06:55 PM
| | | Re: CAR KEYING Now I know why I like this board! "Kick his ass C. Bass"
If it don't fit force it, and if all else fails get a bigger hammer! | 
11-05-2001, 07:01 PM
|  | Old Hand | | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Spartanburg, South Carolina
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| | Re: CAR KEYING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How did you keep the truck from hitting you in the ass? Did you have someone else drive his? <font color=red>DIXIE On My Mind</font color=red>  | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode |
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